Friday, May 25, 2007

Friday Night Fever

Its friday night, people (Do i need to mention Software professionals?) all over the world head to bars to celebrate the week that made them to sweat, the week that made them to test how much coagulations they have got in their brain.The English are criticised for binge drinking till the day dies and they become oblivious of all that happened for the last five days.But is it really so different in Pune?
No,I can just say that we are a step ahead of what all they do.The symptomps of "Friday night fever" can be felt from thursday itself.There is just one word in the air,since thursday morning, "Whats the PLAN?" Chats,mails,Orkut,phone...everything has just one word "Friday night PLAN".
So i will unveil the PLAN rather than making the people to dice out their options.
Actors in Lead Role :Ashit,Hemant,Shailendra Rana,Vipul Sharma and above all Varidh Bhargava
Special and Dynamic Appearance:GAMBO (Guess who?)
Sorry,No actress because "Ganda hai par dhandha hai ye"
NOTE: The director is trying hard to cast Sachin Bamne but he is too busy to come 'Janta ke Samne'.

Day: Friday Time:2:36 PM (IST)
People are in their office just after having their Lunch.Rather than getting back to their work they start sending mails:
"Whats the PLAN?" "Which place will be suitable to execute our plan?" "Who all are going to join?"
So PLAN is decided.Venue:C-2 **** Time:8pm **** PLAN-codename: "Brand Marketting"

Day:Friday Time:8:00 PM (IST)
Rana is the first to reach on the sets.Waiting for the others to join and is lost in the music of "Elton John".He is a great fan of "Elton John" (i dont know why?).Ashit and Hemant joins in after sometime.All three are waiting for Varidh and Vipul.They are on their way.The PALN is so exciting that they drive all the way from Hadapsar to Aundh(almost 15kms).As soon as they reach,our superhero Vardih is invited for giving a Green signal for the PLAN.Varidh puts on the comp and plays the video of "Chup Chup ke, from Bunty Aur Bubbly".So here is the Green Signal.As soon as the song is over Varidh and Hemant (Now the time has come to give this special person a name:"Shayar") heads to Parihar to get the Knowledge of special Brands.They collect the sample and brings them in a bag.As everyone is hungry so "Tandoor Chicken" and "Paneer tikka" has been ordered.
Now the discussion on "Brand Marketting" starts:
Starting with Shailendra: His IDOL is "Vijay Mallaya".He wants to be like him and fligh high and touch the sky.This is why he always Likes to fly in "kingfisher" only.No second thoughts.
Shayar: The one who wants to Fly in "Kingfisher",play the "Knockout" matches,be always the "No-1".But he is tensed,as he has got some "Royal Challenges" in front of him.He is ready to stake upon any brand.Is amply able to lift the stocks of any of the Brand.
Ashit: Have been offered to grace the CEO position of "ITC" due to his loyalty and hard work that saw the company's share reaching its all time high.Likes the hospitality of "Kingfisher" airlines.He usually gets "5000" or "10000" bucks
as the reward for his "Brand management".
Vipul: Of-late,he is getting a little "soft" over the brands.Now likes to go for any brand but acts as the facilitator for this discussion.The real energetic guy.
Varidh: Here is the man who is very choosy in adoring the brands.Gives a very "Royal" touch in whatever he do. Thats why we call him "Mera No.1"
The discussion continues in between "Fire and Smoke".And the Shayaris of "Apne shayar Babu" (he likes to be called as "Dev babu" who will drink water only in front of "Paroo" house {pun intended}) adds "fuel to the fire".His shayaris are capable of giving a life even to that "Bujhati hui shama".Varidh is usually silent uttering a few heavy one liners in between "Like Sholay ke Amitabh".Rana is well into the discussion with his "Dharmik baatein" adding the spice.Bamne has planned to make a cassette of his "Intellectual properties" and plans to listen them Subah-Shaam.
Sharmaji (Vipul) ka kya hai..He is so versatile that he can discuss on any topic and any Brand."Puraane Khiladi hain Sharmaji".To make the PLAN an easy going, he puts in his filler songs intermittently.
Now enters the powerhouse of this PLAN:Mr Gambo.He the brand ambasasador of "Oracle".He tries to keep his Database updated.Pata nahi iski life mein kya problem hai.I guess he should get a "Question mark" tatoo on his forehead.Itne questions poochta hai ki sach maano "Paka daalta hai".
So after all the discussions we have to reach the conclusion.So whoever is "Completely out of this world" is the winner and as an award and recognition he becomes the "Brand Ambassador" of that company.

Day:Saturday Time: 1AM (IST)
Due to this High Fride fever Varidh demands for "Garam" and only Ashit knows that at this time of the night where can he get his Garam.We all start our bike and moves to the "Garam" shop.Rana is so frustated with the result of the PLAN that he forgets Ashit and goes some 200m ahead then feels that there is noone on his rear seat.He returns back to take Ashit with him.After having their "Garam" "Regular" or "Light" everyone returns back and before everyone fell down on the bed they ask Gambo:
"Kalh Subah 6 cup chai banakar le aana"
GOOD NITE!!!!

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